The Nokia Aeon is two parts myth, and one-part conceptual Photoshop courtesy of a 2006 Nokia R&D exercise. Now a freebie daily newspaper in The Netherlands is set to build on the legend with an advertisement claiming that the Nokia Aeon will be on sale next week from a site called Bestelmaar. A claim the on-line retailer carries on the banner of its home page. According to the advert, the AEON will carry an OLED touchscreen, 32GB storage (sure), a 12.1 megapixel camera (right), GPS, high-speed Internet, and measure just 9-mm thin making it thinner than the Toshiba TG01 (no fracking way). Look, we know you can download all the copyrighted content you want in Holland without repercussions, but we draw the line when it comes to truth in advertising. Ballsy though, no?