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Anyone who’s a fan of ABC’s Lost knows the perils of going to a doctor for help getting pregnant: because the doc doesn’t want to tell your husband — who’s employed by your violent, mob-tied father — that he’s infertile for fear of his life, he’ll be forced to lie and initiate a series of events that can only end up with you stranded on an uncharted island full of polar bears and hostile natives. Well the folks at Genosis Inc. are sick and tired of family planning-related plane crashes, and have just received FDA approval for a product that should put an end to these senseless tragedies once and for all: the Fertell home fertility test. Capable of detecting both the concentration of motile sperm as well as a hormone which indicates egg quality, Fertell promises to give fairly accurate results for both him and her in under a half-hour — and though it’s not being publicized as a substitute for “professional evaluations,” it will at least save a few men like Hank Hill the embarrassment of having to discuss their narrow urethras. The Fertell kit should be available immediately at your favorite local drug store or black-market pharmacy, priced at an even hundred bucks.

[Via Medgadget]

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